Saturday, October 18, 2008

Serial Ending. . .

A rag-tag crew of GIjOEs attempt to mount an attack, but have no idea where to start and who to go after first. . .
Paid Assassins Johnzilla. . .
. . .and Jackzilla await the opportunity to squelch any attempts by the humbled left-over Joes. What of the All Powerful Adventure Team. . .
"Well, Mysti, our plan has worked to perfection. The Underworld is in total disarray. The GIjOE team is fractured and divided. The bad guys have taken over every installation except, of course, this one. And these old farts are all ours, for the taking:-)"
"Can you imagine their net worth, Sybil?"
"Yes I can, Mysti. Yes I can."

That's no Adventure Team Outpost!

Not with James Julius Armstrong as Head of Security!
Oddjob and Tevalian as his thugs.
And a who's who of criminal masterminds celibrating the fall of GIjOE inside.
The Secret Mountain Outpost has been turned into Blofeld's Secret Ski Resort!

Secret Mountain Outpost.

With Duke defecting upstairs to do laundry detail and the ATHQ in the hands of the Villains the only hope left for the GIjOE team is a Call to Arms from the Secret Mountain Outpost.
Deep in the Swiss Alps, from the outside things seem pretty normal with Adventure Team Members guarding the post.
Adventure Teamers in the back as well. . . woops, what's with the drunken Man of Asia? Something's not right here.

The Motor Pool

The forces are ready to be deployed. . .
The Sponge Bob Brigade gets final adjustments.
Wagons, HO!
Where's the call to action. . .
All we need is the OK from Head Quarters and we will attack. . .

Unfortunately, that call never comes.

On the outskirts of the desert. . .

. . .Snake Eyes (1992) finds his search for the secret Cobra base a success. . .For Cobra!

An ambush! How did they know I was coming?
Zartan, in command of the base gives Ripper final instructions before unleashing him on the crippled GIjOE forces.
Snake Eyes: "Let's see, 6 on 1. You know the maximum number of people to attack one man is 5. Any more than that and you guys are going to get in each other's way."

Well done Snake Eyes. You've taken out 4 Cobra operatives. But now you're dead and there's still 4 more of us to administer Cobra Revenge on the GIjOEs.

Speaking of the Desert. . .

With the GIjOE team spead so thin, the government set out to improve their confidence by sending them after a small band of less than formative adversaries. Unfortunately, these small soldiers proved to be much more difficult for the GIjOE team than ever imagined. Led by Osama Bin Lactose in his tower the hodge-podge warriors take it to the Joes.
Jeep Driver takes out the Joe leader, Duke as Tonto fires on a Tunnel Rat.
Tunnel Rat returns fire as Double Duty goes toe to toe with a pint-sized Lone Ranger. Lanard takes out 2 Rangers before succumbing to his own wounds.

Sam the Explorer fires on another of the Double Duty Joes trying to invade the tower.

Adventure Team deep under cover.

Adventure Team Commander has a Secret Rendezvous in the closet of the 'zillas.
Man of Action needs a Winter Rescue to get him out of the guest closet.
Adventurer is prepared to do battle as the Desert Explorer.